Conversation With Mady-The Fruit Fiasco
Mady: Mommy can I have one orange?
Me: We don’t have any oranges.
Mady: Well, can I have an apple.
Me: We don’t have any Apples
Mady: Do we have any fruit?
Me: No we don’t have any fruit.
Mady: I’m just going to check the refrigerator.
Me: No Mady I am telling you. There is no fruit in the house.
Mady starts to cry and storms out the room down the hall.
Mady: (Yelling) WHY DON’T WE HAVE ANY FRUIT? WHO ATE ALL THE FRUIT! WHY THEY KEEP EATING ALL THE FRUIT!
The Husband: What the hell is wrong with her?
Me: (at this point crying and laughing at the same time) She's mad we don't have any fruit.