Showing posts from March, 2012

Exceprt from my novel "Diary of a Wanted Woman"

New eBook coming out this July Chronically the life of one woman and her sexaul adventures. Exceprt from my new novel Diary of a Wanted Woman Dear Diary, I am smart enough to know that when strange men come to your door in the middle of the night you should not answer the door.  Yet, I tend to get rather dumb when I am horny.  How did I think that I could ever be celibate? Because of my love for David I was able to hold off for a few months.  David will never forgive me for breaking my promise. I promised him. That means a lot to him. Tina warned me it was just like going on an extreme diet and then overindulges in the middle of it. I guess being celibate is just not for me. Maybe if I could just have more self control I would not open doors for strangers… They were soaking wet and standing in my living room.  They were cold and shivering. Normally I would not just let some random men in my house but somehow this was different. It was a major storm outside an

The Eyes: Windows to erotica

"The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides." Audrey Hepburn There is nothing sexier than looking across the room and seeing his eyes fixed on me. I stare back and watch as he throws a glance toward our bedroom and back at me. He smiles.   In that glance I know that it is time to put the kids to bed for some freaky nasty Mommy and Daddy time. He didn’t have to say anything; it was all in his eyes. The eyes are the sexiest part of the body.   To me, they are the windows into the erotic soul. It is no wonder that when I write erotic or anything else I have a tendency to focus on the eyes.   The color, the shape, the way they darken or sparkle. The eyes speak to us. No verbal communication needed. When I step out of the shower and he happens to be in there shaving. The look in his eyes has a way of making me feel so sexy and alive as he stares at my naked body. The eyes ar

HELP! Somebody please find my MOJO!!!!

It was a peaceful and serene scene.   Music was playing softly in the bathroom as I showered and relaxed letting the hot steamy water wash away the worry and stress from the day.   It was cascading down my large breasts toward the meeting of my dark naked thighs soothing and exhilarating me. BeyoncĂ© ‘s song “ 1+1”   was playing in the background and I softly sang along to the music as I stepped out of the water grabbing my towel and wiping off the water sliding down my naked chocolate legs.   After drying off, I grab my bottle of fragrant lotion and began to rub it all over myself, letting my hand linger between my legs for a second.   I continue to sing to the music started to feel so relaxed and sexy ready to put the kids to bed so that the hubby and I… Then there is banging on the bathroom door “How much longer are you going to be in there?” The hubby asks. I sigh. I just wanted 15 minutes to myself. “A few more minutes!” “Mi-Mi   needs her uniform pants.” I sit

My First Time: The Story of me and my erotic encounters. Part 2

My First Time: The Story of me and my erotic encounters My First Time With A Woman : Part 2 I was startled and still coming down from my orgasmic wave.   I scrambled upwards and placed my back against the plush head board.   I just stared t her. “You want me to…” She smiled and nodded. “Umm, yes.” She moved to lie down on her back. She spread her legs opened wide and began to open and close them hoping to entice me.   I just sat there watching her suddenly afraid.   “I’m not sure I can.” I said wrapping my arms around my knees. It was one thing to have her suck and lick on me. It was another thing to go down on her.   What if I didn’t like the way she tasted. What if I could not please her? I used to fantasize about making love with another woman.   I always imagined her licking my pussy and tasting me. I would always come after that and therefore the story never included me licking pussy myself.   She raised herself up on her elbows and look

Should I be amused or Offended? What has been said to me since I published my novel

So, It is known that the end of last year I published my first erotic novel.   It has been very successful, so after that I published 2 short story anthologies that are equally successful. However, they have been so many things said to me that were both funny and crazy along the way. They have come from family and friends from my day to my beautician.   I think that I am going to share them with you. ·          “Does your husband know you right smut?” ·          “I think that my co-workers will love your book. They are all perverts.” ·          “Your book is selling well? It should. There are a lot of perverts in this world.” ·          “You wrote more than one book? How much sex can you write about?” ·          “I’m afraid to read your book. I’m afraid these are things you and your husband do.” ·          “You’re Nasty!” ·          “It is hard to imagine you writing this nasty stuff.” ·          “I had a hard time reading your book. I have a hard t

Checking -IN: The Erotic Housewife

I think that is about time that I checked in about what it has been like to be a full time writer and newly titled housewife.   I have been a full time erotic romance / erotic writer for seven months now. There is so much I have accomplished in those 7 months. I have published 3 books, I am working with other writers getting their works published and my business is really taking off. There are quite a few things that I have learned as well.   Here are the TOP 10 things that I learned. 1.        Being a stay at home wife and mom as well as a full time writer is more stressful than my day job.   I sometimes have urges to go back to my 9 to 5. Sometimes… 2.        Sometimes I feel like I am not contributing as much financially anymore. 3.        It’s not always bad spending so much time with your kids. 4.        Learned that I need to learn time management. 5.        Mastering the art of writing a sexy scene in a erotic romance novel with a screaming baby on your lap

My First Time: The Story of me and my Erotic Adventures

NEW! Steamy Short Story Fridays! My first installment is fittingly titled: My First Time: The Story of me and my Erotic Adventures My First Time with a Woman: Part 1 I was nervous. It was my first time and I was afraid. I have thought about this moment for a long time and I was filled with so many emotions.   The one that scared me the most was guilt. As I laid in bed naked waiting on her to return, I was feeling guilty. What I was about to do was something I knew was against my family’s wishes.   If they knew what I was doing, they would be shocked and upset. I knew this yet I was still here waiting on her to return.   I felt that I was more afraid of liking it rather than the act itself.   I knew that if I didn’t like it I could try to forget about it and never do it again.   I could blame it on my human need to explore. I can explain that my curiosity got the best of me and vow that I would never do it again.     On the other hand, if I lik

In my sleepless state...

I have had a few people ask me where the idea for my new eBook Insomnia: what happens when you can’t sleep came from. Well, as a writer I often suffer from Insomnia. I guess I would have to say the combination of being a mom and a writer has kept me up at night.   I am up early with my kids and husband all day and the only time I seem to get the energy and the time to write in peace is at the wee hours of the night.   It has become such a pattern that I can’t seem to go to sleep at night anymore. The earliest I am off to bed every night is at least 1am. Sometimes I would be on Twitter and Facebook and see so many other people on and tweeting and updating their status messages. I was intrigued. I wondered what could be keeping so many other people up at night. The ideas began to swim in my head and I just started to write. Insomnia is about different people and the many reasons why they are up and why they could not sleep.   Some of my characters are up because of their jobs,

Vampires: My guilty pleasure

“You are a vampire who never knew what life was until it ran out in a big gush over your lips.” ~Lestat Interview with a Vampire Vampires, the blood sucking creatures of the night. The damned creatures that stalk the darkness to claim the very essence of your soul. It was inevitable that I would begin to write stories about vampires.   I have always loved a good vampire story.   I have been reading them for years.   My favorite vampire book (and movie) of all times is Interview with a Vampire . My second favorite would have to be Bram Stokers Dracula My husband jokes when the topic comes up and I am running my mouth about the best vampire movies and books.   He calls me the preternatural expert in our house. There was just something about those books that drew me in and I was unable to pull myself out again.   These characters and beings have been around for a long time and I am an avid fan. Vampires are great for erotica.   There is something innatel


April TO Donnee Patrese I bet nobody ever said it like this Will i be serious? Sista you wish i don`t know who said getting old is fun You can`t even remember turning 21 Now sit back and read as my rhymes get tighter I know you got the time, you ain`t nothing but a writer So i know you thought that i would say it simple But everybody knows, im annoying like a pimple Now after all this i just wanted to say ....... Lol you thought i was gone end it this way Ok but forreal all jokes aside Im going to say (with my mouth opened wide) I hope you enjoy it your way And with that said.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Two New eBooks Ready to Spice up your eReaders!!!

So, the time has come!! My two new erotica novels are ready to be purchased! They are sexy and exciting and they will you leave you begging for more. I promise. So don’t wait any longer. Go! Now! And get your copy of each book for your Kindle and (thank goodness) for the Nook as well!! Happy Reading!! Insomnia: what happens when you can’t sleep? Sometimes you just can’t sleep. When Insomnia kicks in would you be able to stop yourself from doing some crazy things? Written and compiled by the new and upcoming erotic author DonnĂ©e Patrese, these steamy stories will excite and tantalize you.   They reach into the sexually charged lives of men and women of all races, ages and sexual orientations that leave you begging for more. Insomnia can be purchased on . Price is $.99 Erotic Encounters: Tales of the Paranormal and Preternatural. Who doesn’t love a good vampire story or a freaky scary story about werewolves and ghost? I know I do and I set out

28 years old today: Did I live up to my own standards?

When I was a kid I had big dreams.   There was so much I wanted to accomplish in my life. I constantly mapped out what things I wanted and what life I wanted by the time I was 28 years old. I know it sounds strange. Why 28? Well, I remember when I was about 12 years old; I thought that I could not wait until I was 28. I considered 28 to be the ideal age. I know that most people can’t wait to be 18 and old enough to vote or smoke. Great number of people cannot wit to be 21 and be old enough to drink and party the right way. I on the other hand (as I have been informed) am not normal. I have never been normal and I never will be normal. So it should be no surprise that I wanted to be 28. My reasoning? I thought that at 28 I would be in a good place in my life. I would be mature enough to love myself for who I am and have everything I have every wanted. I would no longer be confused about who I am and mature enough to not think about what other people think abo