Top Ten Things That Keep Me Up At Night

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1. My own kinky thoughts

2. My husband’s hard dick ready for action.

3. Midnight phone sex calls.

4. My throbbing clit.

5. Erotic Cinemax movies

6. Late night sex Skyping with sexual friends.

7. Masturbating to sexually charged books.

8. All Night massages by a special female friend.

9. Sexy conversations on Twitter.

10. Midnight movie showings accompanied by Oral Sex in the dark theater.


*Want to know what keeps others up at night? Read Insomnia: What happens whe you can't sleep  On Amazon and Barnes and Noble.

Comments

  1. Jack and JillJune 27, 2012 at 9:36 AM

    Sexy list! I love #6 and #9 especially, since I've done those things with you.

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    1. Donnee PatreseJune 27, 2012 at 2:07 PM

      Number 6 is my Favorite! Only because of you two!

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