Top Ten Names Men Give Their Penises

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I thought this list was hilarious and had to share.

1.       Magic Stick

2.       Pipe Cleaner

3.       One-eyed Monster

4.       The Pleasure Pump

5.       The Dick-tator   

6.       Pinocchio

7.       Anaconda

8.       Rodzilla

9.       The Ejaculator

10.   Excaliber

*Bonus: My husband calls his “The Chocolate Stick.” I guess it’s a variation on the Magic Stick.

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  1. AnonymousFebruary 20, 2013 at 6:59 PM

    I like "Bitch Breaker" but I'd never be able to use the term with a straight face.

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